Smells Like I Own This MF'ing Place New Homeowner Gift Candle gardening The brunch enthusiast with a

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Smells Like I Own This MF'ing Place New Homeowner Gift Candle gardening The brunch enthusiast with aKeys in hand. Boxes everywhere. The scent of "this is mine now." This candle is the housewarming gift for homeowners who earned the chaos and the joke. Who it's for: new homeowners, first apartment upgrades, closing day surprises, and friends who finally left the rental. 9oz jar candle (about 2. 8" diameter 3. 5" height) Clean burning style made for everyday home vibes Funny label energy that beats another bottle of wine Great on a coffee table,